|—||Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via observando)|
I wish I could buy back the woman you stole
|—||David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary (via observando)|
If you ever want to torture me just show me pictures like this while you talk about gnawing on car seat fabric. Ugh. UGH.
When my phone tries to force me to either delete one of the albums I never listen to or clean up my damn selfies.
Imagine late at night having to go downstairs and suddenly…
"Bitch, where the hell have you been? Been texting you!"